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[D][G][A][G][A]

[D]I know a girl 
who [C]thinks of ghosts
[D]She'll make you breakfast, 
[C]she'll make you toast
[D]But she don't use butter, 
[C]and she don't use cheese
[G]She don't use jelly 
or [A]any of these
She uses [D]vaa   [C]aass   e[G]line
[D]Vaa  [C]aass  e[G]line
[D]Vaa  [C]aass  e[G]line

[D][C][G]

[D]I know a guy 
who [C]goes to shows
[D]When he's at home 
and [C]he blows his nose
[D]He don't use tissues 
[C]or his sleeve
[G]He don't use napkins 
or [A]any of these
He uses [D]maa  [C]aagg  a[G]zines
[D]Maa  [C]aagg  a[G]zines
[D]Maa  [C]aagg  a[G]zines
[D]Maa [G]aaa g[A]azines[G][A]

[D][G][A][G][A]

[D]I know a girl 
who [C]reminds me of Cher
[D]She's always changing 
[C]the color of her hair
[D]But she don't use nothing 
[C]that you buy at the store
[G]She likes her hair 
to [A]be real orange
She uses [D]taa  [C]aann  [G]gerines
[D]Taa   [C]aann  [G]gerines
[D]Taa   [C]aann  [G]gerines
[D]Taa   [G]aann  [A]gerines[G][A]
[D]Taa   [G]aann  [A]gerines[G][A]
[D]Taa   [G]aann  [A]gerines[G][A]

[D][G][A][G][A]
[D][G][A]
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